An Outsiders Perspective

It's always interesting to see an outsiders view on things. The Washington Post recently came to Cincinnati to try our chili. The dialect used by those not familiar with a product's attributes always translates into a good laugh:

"I try to start my day off with a couple Coneys," he said, referring to the version that employs a wiener as its delivery system.

I'm going to see if that nomenclature throws off my friendly waitress tomorrow at lunch? I'll have the bolognese-esque sauce with a wiener delivery system. Oh, and please wallow it in macerated cheddar. And Utah, make it two.